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RETRO RANT!: NO WAY OUT 2004! (02/08/10) With just a couple of weeks remaining until Elimination Chamber, join Sean Carless for a look at the event that spawned it all: NO WAY OUT! In this edition: 2004: A night, that much like this great country, was built upon the back of hardworking Mexicans! All culminating with Eddie Guerrero battling Brock Lesnar for the WWE Title! It's "Here comes the Pain"  versus "There goes the painkillers", and something has to give! All this, plus much more!  Click HERE to read Sean's original Recapitation!
 
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Andariel Halo returns with the TNA IMPACT REPORT! (02/07/10) This week, the Band explodes! Only not in the literal way that would  bring us all so much joy. Click HERE to read the full report!
 
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Shane Steele returns with the SMACKDOWN RANT! (02/07/10) This week, the participants for the Smackdown Elimination Chamber are decided. Poor Mike Knox. He was like this close. Click HERE to read!
 
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"Great" Scott presents THE WWE ROYAL RUMBLE 2010 RANT! (02/05/10) It's time to decide who goes to Wrestlemania and who gets bumped by HHH anyway in four weeks thus destroying the credibility of the event! On this night, the  ceiling ain't the only thing made of glass in the WWE as Edge returns to take it all! Plus Rey Mysterio looks to exploit another deadman en route to another World Title and the Celtic Warrior battles the, umm, Septic Warrior? Sounds about right.  Click HERE to read the full report~!
 
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BACK-LEG FRONTKICK: PHOTOSHOP OF THE DAY. (02/03/10) Leno or Conan? Whatever. FINALLY. THERE'S A MOVEMENT FOR THE REST OF US. Click HERE to view!
 
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Neil McGilloway returns with the  ECW ON SyFy RANT! (02/03/10) This week, Vince announces the end of new ECW. Leave the memories alone. Umm, both of them. Click HERE to read the report!
 
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Cameron Burge returns with the RAW RANT! (02/02/10)  This week, Vince McMahon proves who has all the stroke around here. Ahem. Plus, the build to Elimination Chamber A.K.A OPERATION SHOEHORN HUNTER.  Click HERE to read the full report!
 
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THIS MONTH IN TWF HISTORY: BACK-LEG FRONTKICK: FEBRUARY 2005! (02/01/10)  This Edition, Sean Looked at My Deep Dark Secret; Lex Luger Is Guilty...Of Being A Fucking Moron; Anvil In Trouble; Stone Cold = Dr. Evil? Me Getting Biblical; Vince Doesn't Have A Leg To Stand On; Amy Weber Fucks Off; TNA Is Not OK; Motivation: TWF Style! And Buying Batista's Underwear... All This, Plus Much More! Plus Much More!  Click HERE To Read Sean's insane blast from the past!
 
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Esben Evans returns with MONDAY NITRO: THE LOST RECAPS! (01/28/10) A nostalgic look at WCW's side of the Monday Night War! This week's edition: March 25, 1996 when The Giant faces The Regular-Sized Ric Flair.  Click HERE to read the full report!
 
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THIS MONTH IN TWF HISTORY: BACK-LEG FRONTKICK JANUARY 2005! (01/25/10)  This Edition, Sean Looked at WWE Divas In Playboy, Brock Lesnar's Return, More WWE ShopZone Buffoonery, And A Cameo By Canadian Bacon! Joanie Loves (To Kick The Shit Out Of ) X-Pacy! The Homicidal, Genoicidal, Suicidal Erik Watts, Or Maybe Just The Last Part, New Jack Stabs John Cena, And A Whole Lotta Wrestlers Doing Stupid Things. Plus Three New Additions To The Mullet Hall Of Fame! Plus Much More!  Click HERE To Read Sean's insane blast from the past!
 
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"Great" Scott returns with the WWE SUPERSTARS RANT! (01/24/10) This week, "Great" Scott's Superstars double recap is twice as long and twice as good!!  Well, one outta' two ain't bad! Click  HERE to read.
 
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Derek Burgan returns with the GIMMICK TABLE~!  (01/23/10) This edition: NEW WRESTLING MOVIES.  Click HERE to read the report!
 
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RETRO RANT!: ROYAL RUMBLE 2008! (01/18/10) With just a couple of weeks remaing until this year's Rumble, let us look back at Sean Carless's original look at 2008's! Superman Returns! Jeff Hardy is pinned by a Glass Ceiling! Chris Jericho puts JBL in bondage, and somewhere Billy Silverman is smiling! You know, before remembering he's still unemployed. Plus, Roddy Piper and Jimmy Snuka carry on their feud into the new millennium! No coconuts were harmed, but a bowl of prunes may have been consumed! All this, plus much more!  Click HERE to read Sean's original Recapitation!
 
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RETRO RANT!: ROYAL RUMBLE 2007! (01/11/10) With just a few weeks remaing until this year's Rumble, let us look back at Sean Carless's original look at 2007's! It's the Royal Rumble! The 2nd most important pay-per-view of the year's scheduled 3000! And Sean has all your results and buffoonery. Kelly Kelly handles your balls! Test puts the 'Extreme' back in extremely shitty finish! Another Kennedy is killed in Texas!  The Bulldozer runs out of gas! Batista's still on the gas! And The Rumble goes to one of the most popular deadman in Texas! (Not the Von Erichs). All this, plus much more!  Click HERE to read Sean's original Recapitation!
 
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RETRO RANT!: ROYAL RUMBLE 2006! (01/04/10) With just a few weeks remaing until this year's Rumble, let us look back at Sean Carless's original look at 2006's! It's the RUMBLUS 2006: Where It All Begins... Again!? That's right. If you're a John Cena fan, this was definitely your night; but if you're not, you're probably still picking shards of TV glass out of your fist right now! Plus, Rey Mysterio proves really big things can happen to really little people, while Kurt Angle versus Mark Henry proves that really bad matches can happen to really great champions. All in all, you'll feel like hurling yourself over the ropes after this Rant! Click HERE to read Sean's original Recapitation!
 
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(01/01/10) James Swift returns with ROCKTAGON! This week's feature, THE YEAR IN MMA! Click HERE to read!
 
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RETRO RANT!: ROYAL RUMBLE 2005! (12/28/09) With just a a few weeks until WWE's next money grab, join Sean Carless as he looks back at ROYAL RUMBLE 2005!   The Road to Wrestlemania 21 begins, and this time it's man who becomes road kill at the hands of an animal! Plus, Heidenreich ends up in a casket, but not in the manner in which we'd prefer! JBL proclaims his divinity! HHH does Darwin proud, and Vince loses his mind...and his legs! Click HERE to read Sean's original Recapitation!
 
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RETRO RANT!: ROYAL RUMBLE 2004! (12/19/09) With just a month ( Finally!) until WWE's next money grab, join Sean Carless as he looks back at ROYAL RUMBLE 2004!  The Vanilla midget finally stands tall! Well, as tall as you can stand at 5'8". Plus, "family issues" are resolved the good old fashion way! With flying headscissors and planchas! HHH and HBK face the conundrum of what happens when two entities consisting of not wanting to do jobs come into contact with one another, and Brock Lesnar faces the toughest test of his career! ...Trying not to laugh at the plight of Bob Holly. Click HERE to read Sean's original Recapitation!
 
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THIS MONTH IN TWF HISTORY: DECEMBER 2006: SATIRE: DISCONTINUED WWE XMAS PRODUCTS!! (12/13/09)  With Christmas just around the corner, what better way to spend your few remaining dollars (left over after the seemingly infinite line-up of fucking pay-per-views this year) then on the following "quality WWE merchandise!" After all, if they don't move this stuff, and fast, stockholders just might get time to figure out what "plummeting domestic buyrates" means!... and well, I don't think they need to tell you what that means! (Seriously. They're not telling you. Everything is fine! Ahem.).   Click HERE To Read Sean's insane blast from the past!
 
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THIS MONTH IN TWF HISTORY: BACK-LEG FRONTKICK DECEMBER 2007! (12/07/09)  OBSCENELY HUGE YEAR-END 2007 EDITION~!: Featuring: The Death Of Superman, The Death Of A Guy Who Never Existed! People We Wish Never Existed! The Rise And Fall And Fall And Fall And Fall of ECW! The Return Of Conan The Midcard Destroyer! The Plight Of Made In The ICU Lex Luger! Y2J saves Us From Everything But North Carolina Apathy! Vince McMahon Blows Up, Stitches Himself Back Together, Then Apparently Puts Wile E. Coyote In Charge Of Creative! All This, Plus Bonus Items For the Xmas Season, And Mick Foley Starring In: "I AM HARDCORE LEGEND".  Click HERE To Read Sean's insane blast from the past!
 
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THIS MONTH IN TWF HISTORY (KIND OF): BACK-LEG FRONTKICK DECEMBER 2004! (11/29/09)  YEAR-END 2004: In This Edition, I Looked Back At The Year That Was; Featuring Old Favorites, Quotable Quotes, Highlights And Lowlights...And Of Course The Breakout Star of 2004 (Firguratively And Literally!) Gene Snitsky! All This, Plus Much More! Click HERE To Read Sean's insane blast from the past!
 
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Anthony Dean presents THE WWE SURVIVOR SERIES 2009 RANT!(11/24/09) The event that destroyed Bret Hart's life returns! And this time the only people getting screwed are us come cable-bill! Tonight, six men will vie for the right to become world champion ONCE AGAIN! And probably again! And again several more times after that! THE TENTH TIME IS THE MOST MEANINGFUL. Click HERE to read the full report~!
 
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THIS MONTH IN TWF HISTORY: BACK-LEG FRONTKICK NOVEMBER/ DECEMBER 2005! (11/16/09)  2005 Quasi-Year End Blowout Edition Or Something Like That!: Featured: Completely Random News: Not Really Year In Review! Plus,  WWE Whore Zone, Vince Opens A Wendy's, And Chappelle's Show: WWE Style! All This Plus Much More! Click HERE To Read Sean's blast from the past!
 
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THIS MONTH IN TWF HISTORY: BACK-LEG FRONTKICK NOVEMBER 2004! (11/09/09)  Featured: Goldberg Had Heat With Hef, Huge Firings, WWF sues WWE,What Really Happened To Vince, The Return of BULLSHIT! Featuring Dave Gagnon & Harry Simon! TNA Invades WWE?, Carlito's "Conspiracy", Randy Savage Is Insane, The Week That Was, And More Snitsky Than You Can Shake A Coat-Hanger At! All This, Plus Much More! Click HERE To Read Sean's blast from the past!!
 
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(11/02/09) LETTERS FROM MY MOM'S BASEMENT With Marx Rayner! A satirical critique of Pro-Wrestling through the eyes of a stereotypical jaded super-smark.  This week's feature: The Bleak In Review! Click HERE to read!
 
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BACK-LEG FRONTKICK: PHOTOSHOP OF THE DAY: (10/28/09):  HULK HOGAN'S FIRST OFFICIAL TNA GIMMICK REVEALED~!  Click HERE to view!
 
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Anthony Dean presents THE WWE BRAGGING RIGHTS 2009 RANT! (10/27/09) You know,  the PPV that WWE might just reconsider that whole "bragging" stance on once those 100,000 buys roll in. On this night, Big Show has the by gawd audacity to betray RAW! You know, despite being on the brand maybe 6 months and wrestling on both shows anyway. Batista has the best roid monster murders small child meltdown since umm, that other guy no one is allowed to talk about! (Quick someone check Mysterio and see if there's a bible by his side!) and John Cena trades up Superman for Iron Man, all while Vince & crew scramble to seal him up to preserve the integrity of Linda McMahon's losing effort in the Senate! Or something!  Click HERE to read the full report~!
 
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THIS MONTH IN TWF HISTORY: OCTOBER 2008~!  BACK-LEG FRONTKICK RECAPITATION: HULK HOGAN'S CELEBRITY CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING~!  Ten Celebrities all vied for the honor and prestige of being named first ever CCW CHAMPION. A belt, that sooner or later will end up around Hulk's waist, just because! That's how these things usually work. Click HERE to read this blast ('cause I don't apparently write too much in October) from the past!
 
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RETRO RANT!: CYBER SUNDAY 2007! With just one week until WWE's next money grab, join Sean Carless as he looks back at the event Bragging Rights raped, killed and dropped in a dumpster: CYBER SUNDAY~! (10/19/09) It's Cyber Sunday 2007! The PPV that only sounds like a late night online encounter with an alleged woman. But at least, during that, there's a chance you might actually get what you want. Ahem. On this night, we, the FANS had our voices heard! Unless that voice was saying "We want Jericho". They didn't hear that. Oh well.  But what we did get was HBK shaking off 3000 chinlocks to win his match against Randy Orton...by disqualification. Because let's face it, clean finishes on paid shows are silly. Triple H took it to the streets in his underwear! And an Animal survived its trip to the Pet Cemetery! Sean has all your coverage and insane observations as only a night of copious alcoholic self-abuse can provide! Click HERE to read the Recapitation!
 
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THIS MONTH IN TWF HISTORY: BACK-LEG FRONTKICK OCTOBER 2004! (10/15/09) BACK-LEG FRONTKICK: 10.22.04: Featured: No More Patterson Jokes?, RAW And SmackDown Diarrhea, HHH Travels Through Time! Terri Runnels For Sale! Dissecting Vince! A Look At Some New Faces! And The Missing Taboo Tuesday Rant! All This Plus Much More! Click HERE To Read Sean's blast from the past!
 
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THIS MONTH IN TWF HISTORY: BACK-LEG FRONTKICK OCTOBER 2003! (10/12/09) Halloween Edition! But Not Really! Featuring Insane Musings! Hukamania Running , err, Gingerly Walking Wildly! Stu Hart Taps Out To The Grim Reaper! Road Warrior Hawk Dines On Death..Literally! No Mercy Quick & Dirty, And My Super-Secret Inside Coverage of The Wedding Of The Century! Only Three Mid-Carders Were Held Back In The Making Of The These Nuptials! All This, Plus Much More~!  Click HERE To Read Sean's blast from the past!
 
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Anthony Dean presents THE WWE HELL IN A CELL 2009 RANT! (10/05/09) Or more like Heck in a Cell AMIRITE? On this bloodless night, WWE looks to the future! For new people for the same old guys to pin! Maybe. Plus, hey, two new Champions! How's 2007 workin' out for ya? And HHH comes to the rescue with bolt cutters! Instead of just asking Dad to raise the cage! Ya.  Click HERE to read the full report~!
 
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Marx Rayner and his sister Morgan return their monthly pre-pay-per-view feature: RAYN-PER-VIEW: HELL IN A CELL 2009 (10/04/09) Click HERE to read this battle of wills between mark and smark!
 
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(09/30/09) BACK-LEG FRONTKICK PRESENTS: THE LOST LINDA MCMAHON FOR U.S. SENATE AD~! The following, umm, political ad is paid for by Linda McMahon and sponsor. Linda McMahon: Today the Senate. Tomorrow the World. Click HERE to view!
 
 
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Anthony Dean presents THE BREAKING POINT 2009 RANT! (09/14/09) Apparently Unforgiven *finally* accepted that long overdue apology so here's Breaking Point! A night those pesky Canadians are *finally* forced to get over the screwjob by being reminded of it all night! On this night, John Cena vows to never quit (being manufactured?)!  DX taps for the first time ever...tonight..at Breaking point. And CM Punk screws Undertaker in Montreal. (Why not? He's already screwed every woman in the business. Who's left?)  Click HERE to read the full report~!
 
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Marx Rayner and his sister Morgan return their monthly pre-pay-per-view feature: RAYN-PER-VIEW: BREAKING POINT 2009 (09/13/09) Click HERE to read this battle of wills between mark and smark!
 
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Anthony Dean presents THE SUMMER SLAM 2009 RANT! (08/24/09) It's the Wrestlemania of the Summer! Minus HHH nonsensically main-eventing, just because. On this night, HHH and HBK look to put Legacy in a wooden crate, return-mailed to FCW; WWE travels back to 2007 to present Orton vs. Cena-- then 1996 for the fucking booking; and CM Punk exorcises the demons of one Jeff Hardy, whilst simultaneously conjuring up a new one.  (do they really chokeslam in Hell? Or clothesline?). Click HERE to read the full report~!
 
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Marx Rayner and his sister Morgan return their monthly pre-pay-per-view feature: RAYN-PER-VIEW: SUMMER SLAM 2009 (08/22/09) Click HERE to read this battle of wills between mark and smark!
 
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THIS MONTH IN TWF HISTORY: BACK-LEG FRONTKICK AUGUST 2006! (08/10/09) *Jam-Packed Edition*, Featured Fall TV Preview 2006, Completely Random News: With WWEnzymes~!, Diva's Search Fallout, Patterson's Heart Go Banana, Hulk Hogan Jobs To A Counch, Vince Fights Science, And More! Plus, Undertaker Taken Under The Wing Of Mr. Miyagi, An *Exclusive* Behind The Scenes Look at John Cena's "The Marine", And Things I Learned From Watching WWE! All This, Plus Much More! Click HERE To Read Sean's blast from the past!
 
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(08/03/09) Perennial TWF Evil-doers Sean Carless and Catherine Perez now rambling misguided and retarded minutia's on TWITTER. Follow them. Share in their insanity. Put them on block. Whatever.
 
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(07/30/09) Josh Richard returns with the hilarious WWE CLOSED CAPTIONS!  Actual 100% legitimate closed captions of WWE programming as it airs on the Score in Canada! In this recent edition: Monday's RAW!Click HERE  to read!
 
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Anthony Dean presents THE NIGHT OF CHAMPIONS 2009 RANT! (07/27/09) HHH, Orton, and John Cena all battle as per Vince McMahon's deal with Satan! It's Evolution vs. Evolution  vs. Homo Erectus? With nothing ever evolving! Plus, Christian plucks out the bacon-grease covered heart of ECW, Chris Jericho picks Big Show as his tag team partner (but not before the big man rolled the corpse of Curt Hennig for new apparel) and Jeff Hardy celebrates with some new gold, and this time, its not just Acapulco! Click HERE to read the full report~!  
 
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Marx Rayner and his sister Morgan debut a new pre-pay-per-view feature: RAYN-PER-VIEW: NIGHT OF CHAMPIONS 2009! (07/26/09) Click HERE to read this battle of wills between mark and smark!
 
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(07/24/09) Neil Cathan returns with his exclusive coverage of TNA VICTORY ROAD 2009! On this night,The Mafia reigns supreme and Jenna and Sharmell's performance drives us all to the Witness Relocation Program! Click HERE to read Neil's full coverage!
 
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BACK-LEG FRONTKICK: PHOTOSHOP OF THE DAY: (07/20/09):   TIME TO PLAY THE GOLLUM!  I think it's safe to say that the only reason Triple H doesn't know what a "Hobbit" is, is because he was a little too preoccupied with this all-too-relatable kindred spirit--Click HERE to view!
 
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BACK-LEG FRONTKICK: PHOTOSHOP OF THE DAY: (07/20/09):  FEED HIM IF YOU CAN!  Tazz finally makes his debut in the Impact Zone (coincidentally my nickname for my girlfriend's ass) --only built like a 1960's TV robot! Looks like that no-compete clause didn't include fast food restaurants! Click HERE to view!
 
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THIS MONTH IN TWF HISTORY: BACK-LEG FRONTKICK JULY 2005! In This Lazy Summer Edition, I Looked At Matt Hardy: The Excellence Of Edgucution, Between A Brock and A Hard Place, Mr. Ass Is An Asshole, Vince McMahon In The White House, And Getting To Know The Potential Divas! All This, Plus Much More! Or Less! Whatever! Click HERE To Read! Click HERE To Read!
 
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THIS MONTH IN TWF HISTORY: BACK-LEG FRONTKICK JULY 2004! Featuring 1/1000 of Bret Hart Seeks Revenge on Vince McMahon, Paul Bearer Is Trapped In a Glass Case Of Emotion, Mordecai Raptured To The Unemployment Line, O'Hare's Telling The Police Something They Don't Already Know, Rica Flair Pisses Off Foley AND Bret Hart, Then Travels The Known Universe! Wrestling's Most Celebrated Mustaches And Mullets! And Joanie Laure Debunks Myths of Her Gender By Hosting a Transsexual Pageant! You Go, Umm, Questionable Girl! All This, Plus So Much More! Click HERE To Read!
 
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BACK-LEG FRONTKICK: PHOTOSHOP OF THE DAY: (07/09/09):  MATT HARDY'S GUNT!   Just when you thought that he had to "dry up the sea" only because he needed that much water to wash down all that food with, Matt Hardy himself *FINALLY* explains his strange weight-gain...with THE MOST DISTURBING PHOTO EVER. Or, so you thought! Ahem. Click HERE to view!
 
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Anthony Dean presents the umm, THE BASH RANT! (06/29/09) A night where, this PPV loses its national heritage and no longer pretends to be anything but mediocre! On this night, Randy Orton ends a brutal blood feud with HHH the only way he knows how, by giving the game a brutal 2 foot wheelbarrow ride! And Super Cena flies around the earth so many times, time is turned back to the point where Miz was worthless again! All this, plus history is made! And not just that this PPV actually ended up being decent after a five year streak of garbage! and Click HERE  to read the full report~!
 
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SEAN'S PHOTOSHOP OF THE DAY (06/17/09): HHH BELIEVES THE CHILDREN ARE OUR FUTURE. (AND NOT JUST BECAUSE HE'LL NEED FRESH PEOPLE TO PIN EVENTUALLY.) After RAW went off the air on Monday, HHH called a crying child into the ring. We all know where this is going....   Click HERE to view!
 
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Anthony Dean presents the EXTREME RULES RANT! (06/08/09) A night where WWE goes extreme! And not just "extreme poor booking", although, that's there too! On this night! Batista limps his way through a pit of danger to win the WWE Title! Tommy Dreamer gets another cup of coffee with the ECW belt (along with a medley of corresponding desserts, cookies & pastries no doubt!), John Cena makes Big Show quit...while we throw in the towel 20 excruciating minutes earlier! And Jeff Hardy is your new World Champion. Wait. YOINK~!  Click HERE to read the full report~!
 
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THIS MONTH IN TWF HISTORY!: BEST OF BACK-LEG FRONTKICK: JUNE 2005!  (06/01/09) In This Jam-Packed Edition, I Helped Matt Hardy Start Dating Again, Explored Heidenreich's Strange Transformation From Cole-Raping Poet To Pied Piper; JBL Serves Blue Meanie A Low-Carb Potato, Harlem Sewer Mall-Rats, Orton's Shit Doesn't Stink, Plus The TWF Debut Of "If They Mated!". All This, Plus Much MoreAll This Plus Much More!! Click HERE To Read This Blast From The Past!
 
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TWF GUEST COLUMN! (05/22/09) Former TWF Staffer, Martin Ferguson presents: TERMINATOR: CENATION! Click HERE to read!
 
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Anthony Dean presents the JUDGMENT 2009 RANT! (05/18/09) A night where wrestling fans find religion! It's true. I just heard someone say "Dear God, this same shit again?". Close enough, right? On this night, CM Punk finds out pretty fast that it's probably best to just list your hometown as "parts unknown" when you go to WWE!  Randy Orton meets Batista in a battle of Evolution capped off by the reemergence of a Dinosaur! John Cena (frying pan) hands Big Show a loss whilst we all feel loss for having ever watched it! And MATT HARDY HELPS EDGE RETAIN THE WORLD TITLE. Man. Time does heals all wounds. Except herpes. Ask them both about it sometime. Click HERE to read the full report~!
 
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With the new live-action movie opening in just over a month, let's once again look back at a RETRO REVIEW of G.I. Joe The Movie! (05/10/09) They're America's highly-trained special missions force. Just ignore the part where they never make actual contact with their Enemies! Join Sean Carless as he breaks out the nostalgia time machine for a ridiculous look at 1987's cult classic feature film, where an Ancient race of talking Snake-men try and conquer the earth by way of evil gardening! It makes sense, I swear!  Click HERE to read!
 
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(05/02/09) In case you missed it at Wrestlecrap, check out Sean Carless's Induction of LATINO SEED: THE AMAZING TRUE STORY OF DOMINICK MYSTERIO GUERRERO!  Wrestling's first & only rivalry where two men vied to be the first one to scale a ladder and thus legally win ownership of a small child! (Somewhere out there, Michael Jackson is no doubt learning how to take bumps!). Click HERE to read!
 
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SEAN'S PHOTOSHOP OF THE DAY (04/28/09): THE SECRET OF BATISTA'S CONSTANT TITLE CHANCES! Ever wonder how it is that Batista receives so many nonsensical World Title opportunities that even Triple H is heard saying "Who's this guy fucking?...and do they have room for one more?" THE ANSWER IS FINALLY REVEALED WITHIN. And Yes, it's exactly what you think it is.  Click HERE to view!
 
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Anthony Dean presents the BACKLASH 2009 RANT! (04/27/09) A night where God must have *finally* forgave WWE for jobbing him out in 2006 because this show actually delivered! And it didn't end in the universe (WWE or otherwise) imploding at the prospect of two overpushed douchebags finally losing!  On this night, Randy Orton finally sends the Game home to his Box, Super Cena meets his end via the Bat Symbol, Chris Jericho slays a Dragon, we all want to slay ourselves during "comedy" that seemingly "drags-on" forever, and Jeff Hardy once again DOES NOT QUIT! See! Who said drugs and other addictions were the only things! Ahem. Click HERE to read the full report!
 
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DEADFACE WALKING! (04/27/09) Catherine Perez returns with another hilarious (and fully illustrated) look at all the various going-ons this week in the wacky world of Pro Wrestling! Click HERE to read!
 
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THIS MONTH IN TWF HISTORY!: BEST OF BACK-LEG FRONTKICK: APRIL 2005!  04/13/09: In This WARRIOR-SIZED Edition, We Looked At WWE Hirings; WWE Firings; Fat Girls Crying; Searching For Divas; Bischoff's Naked Wife; A New Satire; And WARRIOR Wants To End My Life. (Well Sorta). All This Plus Much More!! Click HERE To Read This Blast From The Past!
 
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Anthony Dean returns with the WRESTLEMANIA 25 RANT! (04/06/09) It's the Grand-Daddy of them all! Now featuring Main Event victories necessitated only by making the company's owner a grand-daddy! Ahem. On this night, we say good-bye to 1999 for good with Steve Austin, welcome it back again with fucking Kid Rock, tear the house down with Undertaker & HBK, and then literally wish that was the case and there was falling debris to end the pain with most anticlimactic main event ever! Click HERE to read the full report!
 
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(03/28/09) BACK-LEG FRONTKICK PRESENTS: AND NOW FOR SOMETHING STUPID!: THE KOZLOV SHOW~! Clearly, we have far too much time on our hands... Click HERE to view!