This week's spotlight: NEW WRESTLING
MOVIES!
With
the unbelievable success of James Cameron's AVATAR, both
TNA and WWE have gone back into the drawing room and
created a whole bunch of new offerings to capitalize on
this hot Hollywood trend. Here's a sampling of some
upcoming releases…
INGLORIOUS HULKAMANIACS: During the
New Monday Night Wars a group of wrestling has-beens and
washouts known as "The Hulkamaniacs" are chosen
specifically to spread hope throughout the Impact Zone
despite their dated, uninspired, and often lazy
performances. Will they be enough to get people to
cross the line? (original poster can be seen
here)
IT'S VERY COMPLICATED: The sure-to-be
smash hit documentary covers the complex dynamic within
Total Non Stop Action Wrestling. Dixie Carter… Vince
Russo… Hulk Hogan. A love/hate triangle if there ever
was one. Can Dixie truly love one if she still has
feelings for the other? Can complete opposites Russo and
Hogan exist together without killing the other?
(original poster can be seen here)
The Total Impact Saga: NEW MONDAY:
The drama in TNA can not be contained in just one movie!
(original poster can be seen here)
THE INVENTION OF JOBBING Can you
imagine a world without unnecessary jobbing? Neither can
Triple H… (original poster can be seen
here)
THE ROAD WILL OWN
YOU: Starring Buddy Wayne and
featuring Death of WCW writer Bryan Alvarez in a
breakout performance! (original poster can be seen here)
Derek Burgan has been reviewing
wrestling DVDs, comics, books, and other miscellaneous
crap for the Observer/F4Wonline Empire since
October 2005. He also can be heard in audio form over at
PWTorch.com
on the Radican Audio Showcase.
Follow Derek on Twitter
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/derekburgan. He can be reached
at: Derek@gumgod.com
Special thanks for this edition of
the Gimmick Table go out to superstar artist Matt
Cleary. You can see Matt's wrestling related work over
at F4Wonline.com.
